I was on an alien spaceship. Apparently, I had just been abducted. My captor, a grey alien came up to my waist. He wasn't very strong because I only had to swing my foot around to knock him over. A burly alien guard then escorted me one level down. There was another puny alien there and I knocked him over too. The guard escorted me another level down. On this level, there was an alien wearing ceremonial robes. He spoke a few words in a language I could not understand, and I found myself sitting on the ground beside a little road. The spaceship sped away without delay. There was a car beside the road, so I got in and started driving in the direction of the spaceship. Then I woke up.